So Wrong I had to Share

jonquil and I were discussing what Orrin Hatch's "mock Torah" might look like, and came up with the Disney!Torah.

It has a Mickey Mouse white puffy gloved hand, and wears Mickey Mouse as Sorcerer's Apprentice red robe, blue peaked moons-and-stars cap [with ears attached], and an old spellbook "breastplate".

I'm terrified someone's going to tell me such a thing actually already exists.

Warning Label

[via ninjaslug]

If I came with a warning label, what would it say?

Argh

LJ's comment notification is broken and seems to be getting worse, not better, as time passes. If they don't fix it soon, I may turn off comments at LJ and direct everybody to Dreamwidth [something I've been considering anyway to consolidate discussion].

If I did so, I hope the comment count and direct link to mode=reply would suffice to not be too much of a pain for people to comment.

Jane Austen's Birthday Dance

Jane Austen's Birthday Dance in Rehoboth, MA. This Sunday, 2009-12-13, 13:00-16:00. I'm told Rehoboth is near Providence, and about an hour from the Boston area.

I'm planning to go. I'll hopefully be sporting my new breeches, which will hopefully be the first time I've ever worn a finished pair of breeches at an event. There's emphatically no costume requirement for this event.

This is Regency English country dance. As I keep saying, it's trivially accessible to people who do SCD, and skills in contra, modern ECD, and Victorian contras all apply. The event is beginner friendly, and everything will be taught.

I encourage other people to come. There's currently space in my car if anybody wants to carpool.

Disabling comments on LiveJournal to centralize responses in case there's carpooling discussion, and also so I'm sure I'll see any replies.