I'm a Slut . . . with a Rose

[marcmagus]

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Am I a slut, or do I just not have a lot of friends? I do like hugs . . ..

marcmagus's LiveJournal Slut Stats The below percentages indicate what marcmagus has done with the 32 people on his friends list!

met 96.9% hugged 93.8% dated 31.2% seen topless 50.0% seen naked 18.8% made out 15.6% oral sex 12.5% fucked 9.4%

What are your LiveJournal Slut Stats?

Fewer than 24 hours until we leave for Origins!

Comments

[petiteamazon.livejournal.com]

I don't think you are a slut, but maybe that's b/c I have made out with 49% of my friends (and feel the urge to go back and take the test again b/c that number seems too low), while having dated only 7.1% (which comes out to exactly... Mike) *chuckles*
Good to see you are back in the land of the living journals again.

[marcmagus]

*chuckle* Well, I decided to use the term 'dated' extremely loosely. It was easier than trying to remember who I dated and who I certainly never dated by everybody thought we were, so I decided to go with the broadest definition of "did something with which might be considered to have been a date by an objective observer with a relatively broad definition of a date"

[ladymedb.livejournal.com]

Does that include me (never dated, but everyone thought we were)?

[marcmagus]

I think that's what I should title my memoirs: Never Dated, Everyone Thought We Were.

I don't believe I put you down as "dated", no. Although, depending on one's definition of "a date", one might argue that we had gone on one or two. Actually, did anybody think we were dating? I know they thought you were cheating on your boyfriend with me . . ..

[ladymedb.livejournal.com]

Hee hee.

That's so funny. I wish I had been. Might have made for a better evening or two that year.

Rather than sitting up waiting for him to call after he got done cheating on *me* with the one girl I ever had a crush on.

[marcmagus]

*chuckle* Well, if you think I would have been averse to the idea, you're stupid. Actually, that's not entirely true -- I was, and still am, very anti-cheating.

I'm glad we never dated, though. We were both pretty fucked up (Probably still are, but I like to think we were a lot worse then) and we probably wouldn't still be friends.

The boy was a real ass to you. I still don't understand what was with all that.

[marcmagus]

Ok, I'm now really regretting posting that last sentence somewhere even semi-public. That kind of comment is the sort that leads to really ugly stuff here on LiveJournal. Although I'm tempted to delete it, I'd rather admit my fuck-up equally publicly and move along.

It's not that I don't stand by what I said, but rather that it suggests a very one-sided view of a situation that I don't have that one-sided a view on. It's also about something which this is not an appropriate forum for discussing. I believe the principals know how I feel. Anybody aware of it is welcome to contact me privately about it if they have any questions.

Oops, and sorry.

*grin*

[miintikwa.livejournal.com]

Looks like, according to this, you're a 'hug slut' if there is such a thing.

And, please don't enter my world. (Saying things in LJ that get you in trouble.) I've had more than enough trouble with it, and I would really hate to see you there, too.

*big hugs and lots of love*
--K

PS- I still think you and Jgrrl would've been an adorable couple. ;)

Re: *grin*

[marcmagus]

*blink* Still?

Hug slut . . . works for me.

My friends page occasionally gets exciting enough to air on television. I try pretty hard not to contribute to the drama . . ..

Re: *grin*

[miintikwa.livejournal.com]

Yes, I still think that back then you would have been a cute couple. Not that I think you would still be a cute couple. :)

And, I certainly hope that my goofy trauma isn't TV-worthy. I don't think anyone would be amused by anything but perhaps vicarious titiliation at my continuing search for 'the right woman.'

Hey, maybe I should propose a reality TV dating show for couples looking for the mythical hot-bi-babe! Think it'd go over? ;)

love
--K

Re: *grin*

[marcmagus]

I don't think I was ever aware you thought that. *shrug*

I wasn't really thinking of you so much as a general drama-ful-ness on my Friends page. I only get your side of things, so it feels more like a rant than drama. *shrug*

Actually, it probably would . . ..

Re: *grin*

[petiteamazon.livejournal.com]

probably would be a big hit... and i know of at least one couple who would probably go on it *not saying anything more...* ;)