Well, I decided to go ahead and get a copy of that book everybody's reading tonight after all. Wandered by the local bookstore and decided I really didn't feel like dealing with the crowds. But the Super Stop & Shop was open and had a stack of them. No line to speak of by the time I got there (about 00:45).
So now I have something to do tonight. Enjoy, everybody else who's reading, and enjoy your weekends, those few brave souls who aren't spending them in a book.