So Wrong I had to Share

[marcmagus]

jonquil and I were discussing what Orrin Hatch's "mock Torah" might look like, and came up with the Disney!Torah.

It has a Mickey Mouse white puffy gloved hand, and wears Mickey Mouse as Sorcerer's Apprentice red robe, blue peaked moons-and-stars cap [with ears attached], and an old spellbook "breastplate".

I'm terrified someone's going to tell me such a thing actually already exists.