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[marcmagus]

16:02:06 Marc Magus: Ah, man. My raisins are maggotty.
16:02:15 rasputien: argh!
16:02:42 rasputien: i thought that was an *awesome* metaphor at first, and was about to ask what it was in reference to, and then i realized you were being literal.
16:02:52 rasputien: although it really *would* be an awesome metaphor

Having maggots turn up in my breakfast cereal isn't the strangest thing that's ever happened to me, but having them turn up before I've added the cereal to the water is up there.

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::scratches head::

[pigfish.livejournal.com]

Having maggots turn up in my breakfast cereal isn't the strangest thing that's ever happened to me, but having them turn up before I've added the cereal to the water is up there.

I'm confused. You eat cereal with water? and what is it about adding cereal to water that makes maggots less strange?

Re: ::scratches head::

[oldsilenus.livejournal.com]

I'm guessing that they generally stay in hidden in the cereal until water is poured on them, forcing them out to find air.

My little brother used to eat cereal with orange juice. Back when he was very allergic to both milk and soy.

Re: ::scratches head::

[marcmagus]

Oatmeal. Boiling water. The scene went as follows:

Put pot of water on stove to start boiling.
Add a handful of raisins to heating water.
Observe maggots.
Think, "I haven't even added the cereal yet."

Re: ::scratches head::

[pigfish.livejournal.com]

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh.

[nosebeepbear.livejournal.com]

Just wanted to let you know I shared the joy.

http://www.livejournal.com/users/moviebear/394139.html