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[marcmagus]

<Mercury> emacs sucks, literally, not a insult, just a comment that its
          large enough to have a noticeable gravitational pull...

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[ladymedb.livejournal.com]

Isn't that what I used to say about my ex-boyfriend?

[ladymedb.livejournal.com]

Ooh. Except it *was* an insult when I said it.

[marcmagus]

How did I miss this comment before? Yes, yes, I think you did...